by Mapman February 14, 2014
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To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."
gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.
gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."
gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.
What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.
by JJdaCool October 12, 2010
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I don't know, but I'm sure it's Googalable.
by SmOkEyHaZe0420 March 1, 2011
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by Rehcra SCW BTW November 7, 2013
Get the geogasm mug.To use the power of Google to gather information online and stealthily pursue someone. With only a name, location and an idea of their job/profession, Google pulls information from numerous sources, making your stalking smarter, faster, and comprehensive.
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-Past tense: "googalked"
-Present tense: "googalking"
-Origin: 10/25/2007, Austin, Texas
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-Past tense: "googalked"
-Present tense: "googalking"
-Origin: 10/25/2007, Austin, Texas
Although they had met Cameron and Sean only hours earlier at the bar, Kerri googalked them and found their relationship statuses (single!), last names and MySpace profiles before 24 hours elapsed.
by kerrierieo May 6, 2010
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