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Goofball

When a male has syphilis that has spread to the testicular area, resulting in a gooey discharge.
Her: "Hey darlin, wanna do it tonight?"

Him: "Sorry babe, I got the goofball, and I don't wanna infect you"
by Merpiderp January 23, 2017
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Goofball

A lil banana head pony that needs to buck up in life because everything is not just shits and giggles.
Goofball did the sloth face for shits and giggles.
by Slothhead February 3, 2010
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goofballing

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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goofballs

a drug that makes u goof off
goofballs are the best drugs ever
by nunes June 11, 2006
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goofball

a goofball is a word to describe an Amelia, not just any Amelia
THE goofball amelia

she is the definition of a goofball

always in a silly goofy mood 🤪
(Susan) oh look at her what a goofball

(Will) no shit Sherlock it’s Amelia
by Susan.mills February 1, 2022
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goonbag

Someone who is a douchebag and is a freaking idiot.
OMG, Topher is such a goonbag!
by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh December 1, 2006
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goofball

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs
by Zephyr April 2, 2003
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