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ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice
1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"
by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011
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Gubbling

When a person talks utter nonsense for a long time.
"Will you please stop gubbling on?"
by Roxieeee:) July 5, 2009
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nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth
Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.
by jianny joe matt December 22, 2008
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refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.
Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Nob Gobbling

Hey baby, how about a little nob gobbling.

Sorry I have a sore throat
by Wild Old Woman June 21, 2009
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Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW
by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009
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Gambling Hangover

Feelings of anxiety, regret and sickness following a gambling binge. Originally introduced in 2008 as part of a NSW (Australia) Government advertising campaign aimed at young male problem gamblers. Created by Sydney agency The Campaign Palace on behalf of the Responsible Gambling Fund. More info at http://www.gamblinghangover.nsw.gov.au
Wow! I've got a heck of a gambling hangover - I dropped $300 at the casino last night.
by Crocker-hassall December 9, 2008
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