Glonk 

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

Glonk by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

glonker 

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

glonker by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

Glonk 

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

Glonk by anonymous February 27, 2020

Glookz 

A hot, sexy, discord gamer.

Hey, you heard of Glookz? The one with the IShowSpeed PFP? Yeah, that man is one sexy dude. I've had a orgy with him and a couple of other men before, his cock was a monster dude.

Glookz by Tokyooo January 14, 2022

Glonky

when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way

Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?

Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.

Glonky by Ceora - Lee Morgan June 24, 2023

Glonk 

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

Glonk by Boo Stairs January 8, 2019

Blongle Glonky

British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.

Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.

Blongle Glonky by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019