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Dick Furnace

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. Can only be treated by coming into contact with Vagina Ocean or Fire Extinguisher Ass.

synonyms: flaming cock, fire penis, steamballs, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: vagina ocean, waterfall cunt, ice twat, turkey
Guy 1: Dude, today my dick furnace flared up so bad, my dick started shooting fire and now I have a hole in my pants.

Guy 2: Well, I heard there are some girls at BH with Vagina Ocean. Maybe you should go fuck one of them. Be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you're at it.
by Wompy W. Womperson April 27, 2011
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blast furnace

A word to describe anyone who is very, very angry with their gf for no reason what-so-ever. This person also gets angry with people in his chemistry class when his soda is stolen, even though the soda shouldn't have been there in the first place.
No!, your a blast furnace!
by Jeezus March 25, 2004
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Furnace

Exceeding “fire” and “hot” furnace is used to describe those things in life that are too hot to touch.
“Yo, that n***achin meme was furnace bro.”
by FoxMcClout November 12, 2020
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Furtackalous

Made up from the words Fucked, Dirty, Twisted, Whack, And Scandalous.

To rip off another person to the most extreme extent.

The only word to explain when you have been done so dirty there is no coming back.
Man # 1: "Homeboy can you believe dat fool?"

Man # 2: "Bro he got you for all yo shit."

Man # 1: "Homeboy dat shit was Furtackalous."

Man # 2: "Oh fo sho, We gon get dat fool."
by Boss Cash May 2, 2010
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furback

A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.
The furbacks are trimming my hedges.
by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008
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Furnaced It

When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.

From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.
If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".
by UberFefa February 3, 2012
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furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.
Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.
by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014
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