fuckshitbollockscunt

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet

"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

by Fludence March 9, 2009

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)

"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

by Clayton Liberty April 1, 2008

Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers

Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.

by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017

a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.

Jose had a plumbing focus on women.

by I, Wreckerrr March 13, 2021

I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

Fuckscape

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).

*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons

by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Fecus

The deeper region of the anus where the feces reside.

James: "I'm feeling an odd sensation in my fecus"
Rufus: "stay strong buddy, I'm almost done"

by squiggular November 27, 2021