fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

Fuckling

\noun\ ; partner for funsies ten or more years younger than oneself. Fucklings tend to have Opinions (which they have rarely the experience or knowledge to back up but are often suspiciously vocal about) but are kept around for skill/stamina/aesthetic reasons..

She isn't one for cradle snatching as a rule, but little Andy did make an excellent fuckling.

by MaebeNot September 17, 2023

thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.

"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"

by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015

Fonkle (Fonkling)

The action of urinating into a partners anus until the anus is completely filled (peeing into a butthole).

My girl wants me to Fonkle (Fonkling) her so I've been drinking lots of water.

by ChumpsOfficial April 15, 2024