Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt
by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025

Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022

After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 15, 2016

“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”
by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018

Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).
Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."
Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."
Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."
by Billy7's Ghost January 29, 2021
