Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004

downward firing

Describes the way a girls nipples are pointing. When a pair of breasts sag and the nipples are pointing downward. These are some of the worst of nipples you can encounter.

Jay: So how was jen last night did you hit it?
Tom: Yah I did she was great but her nipples were downward firing.
Jay: Ouch that sucks.
Tom: Yah it was a major let down.

by Ryan_M. July 25, 2008

firing squad

to insist that the female stands back against the wall, hands by her side, while the male proceeds to stand across from her (at least 10 feet) and jerk his penis until he sprays her with fluids. In a similar fashion to the execution technique.

Will: "bitch, get against the wall!"
Emily: "NO! NOT THE FIRING SQUAD!"

by mcfrato954 March 2, 2010

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho August 15, 2005

firing squad

When panda the leet guy he is. comes up with his AK-47 and shoots the whole counter-terrorist team when there afk.

#firingsquad To SEE THE GREAT FIRING SQUAD HEROS

by trux July 30, 2004

Turkish Firing Squad

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .

Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!

by thekwafer December 25, 2010