n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
by Brett Mandrake February 22, 2014
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The Welsh government saw it's opportunity to invoke barmageddon using a health emergency, whilst presenting no evidence.
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On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.
Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.
by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023
Get the The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023 mug.It's like, when when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,the Earth explodes and it's like a real bummer....
by seregil November 2, 2004
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Armageddon is what EVERY guy secretly dreams of creating right after they become the richest man on Earth.
by Mike Hunt XXX April 13, 2010
Get the Armageddon mug.When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?
by AJ November 27, 2004
Get the Armageddon mug.1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.
2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.
2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.
After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.
The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.
The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.
by dcorpse February 2, 2010
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