Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

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fattard

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

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Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

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Fagtard

(n.) An insult used to describe someone who manages to be a faggot and a retard at the same time.

Person 1: How does Jason manage to be such a faggot and a retard at the same time?

Person 2: Yeah, that's because he spent years training to be the world's number one fagtard.

by TytaAlba October 12, 2015

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