Homo non-erectus

1.The missing link between men and sloths.
2.Insult term for a man with erectile dysfunction.
3.A person who should not reproduce for the sake of humanity.

Male: Will you go out with me?
Woman: No, your such a homo non-erectus!

by bongo bongo June 12, 2008

Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.

"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."

by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007

Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.

A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.

by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007

erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”

by Dan Bain March 2, 2018

ocular rectitus

a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life

My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus

by bilijohn April 21, 2018

Stictile Erectus

A word to be used when the male genital gets aroused/affected and you have to describe it.

similar words: stiffy, boner, hard one, howling wolf, mishap, and confused.

Dude1: Wow dude I'm really pulling a stictile erectus right now.
Dude2: Yah me too.

by very unique name April 13, 2021

Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021