eccedentesiast

someone who fakes a smile

Carla's been an eccedentesiast since the break up. "/

by donttellmewhattodoxx March 9, 2011

Ecclesiastes

A book in the Bible written by a philosopher who could not understand God's plan. Trapped in his own thoughts he came to the conclusion that life is useless and what we do is useless. "Generations come and go but the world stays the same. The sun still rises in the east, and sets in the west. All the rivers flow to the sea, only to be swept up and start the dreary process all over again. It is useless I say useless." - Ecclesiastes.

Ecclesiastes was a pessimist who had everything he ever wanted but still felt depressed and useless.

by Ecclesiastes II January 19, 2019

Ecce Romani

A series of introductory classical Latin textbooks for middle or high school level. Features humorous (whether intentionally or not) readings about the adventures of the family of Gaius Cornelius, a Roman senator, at the beginning of the first century A.D. Other characters include: Aurelia, Cornelius's wife; Marcus and Cornelia, their son and daughter; Sextus, a troublesome boy who is living with the family; Davus, the overseer of the family's country estate; Flavia, Cornelia's best friend; Eucleides the Greek tutor; Geta, a runaway slave; Valerius, Cornelia's husband 15 years her senior, and Uncle Titus, the worst arbiter bibendi of all time.

Literally translated, "Ecce Romani" means, "Look! Romans!"

"Where'd you get those Latin skills?"
"Ecce Romani, word!"

"Oh, man! Our carriage has been stuck in a ditch for nine days! This is an Ecce Romani-esque scenario."

by p.t July 16, 2008

eccentration

as a compliment of concentration. in eccentration, one uses the peripheral vision as a " focal field ". the eccentrationist or eccentrator gazes into the distance with no fixed-point on which to focus. as such, he / she becomes aware of everything happening in the periphery and can use infinitum as the distraction...as a compliment to contraction.

many people choose to exercise / stretch in front of a mirror. this allows the practitioner to " focus " on their reflection and make judgements and corrections based on their evaluation. if we choose to gaze into the distance ( eccentration, be it 10 feet or 10 miles ) and NOT focus, we have only our periphery to shape our field of vision. and we have only our proprioception to gauge our alignment / progress. some yogic traditions hold that attachment to forms / things is the source of suffering. forms and things become indescernable when we " eccentrate ".

by jimijaymz March 1, 2011

Ecclestone

In racing terms; to be punched hard in the nuts by an old but powerful dwarf.

Usually, said punches in the nuts also incur crippling financial losses.

The term Ecclestone can be used when an old but powerful dwarf inserts his fist into another's anus.

"FOTA meets with raging Ecclestone"

"USF1 on shaky legs after Ecclestone debrief"

by the 'hof May 16, 2010

The Eichel Tower

Essentially an Eiffel Tower but you and your buddy are both wearing Jack Eichel jerseys. One man is getting a blowy in the front and the other is railing her from behind. They then join hands above the lucky lady and an Eichel Tower is born.

Guy 1: "Hey man you fuck Jenny last night?"
Guy 2: "Yah dude me and Carl did The Eichel Tower with her"
Guy 1: "Aha you guys are dogs"

by AhabKidd October 21, 2017

eacher

An internet contraction of the words "Each other" that can be treated as a noun for the purposes of confusing people.

"Dude, my sisters got into a fight with eacher and scratched their faces up."
"Who's eacher?"

by Kevvmiester January 6, 2009