dooport

An anus that incurs frequent penetration, usually by objects/penises of an above-average size, resulting in a cavernous wide-open appearance.

The fat girl I met last night at the bar wanted some buttsex, but I declined due to her unusable, gaping dooport.

by sweet daddy c March 16, 2008

doombrain

Doombrain - someone so stupid that any decision they make in life or work, leaves a wake of rack and ruin behind them. These people are normally very short sighted and cannot metaphorically see more than one foot in front of themselves.

Wow, Gary just crashed his car because he was too busy looking out the window at a three legged dog. What a doombrain!

by Boontown July 8, 2014

Positive Doomer

A Doomer that knows everything is shit in the world and that everything will only get worse but chooses to continue to try and live in the positive and brighten others days' so they don't see the world the way the Doomer does; typically because of the mix of anti-depressants but knowledge of the coming end.

Greg: Man Dylan's shitposts' are pretty dark for a guy always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh at work
Tom: Yeah he's just a Positive Doomer I guess

by DoomGuy42069 January 28, 2020

Brother's Doomborn

When you and a friend tie a loop to either end of a rope, throw it over a sturdy bar and fit a loop to each of your necks and proceed to choke each other while you both masturbate.

Hey Frank, wanna go have a Brother's Doomborn in the supply closet?

by OGvodgobbo June 29, 2021

Doomerang

One of those Girls/boys you meet and they seem normal and real nice. Then they turn out to be an absolute psycho, they won't delete you number when you ask them to, pretend the don't like you (when they obviously do) , when you turn them down they flip, and call you fucked up names, and text text text you till you can't ignore them. You have tried everything to get rid of them, saying you have a GF, being as polite as you can, even being an absolute cock to them, they wont leave you alone, they keep coming back like a boomerang, but its worse its a Goddam! Doomerang.

Boy1: Who's that keep sending you texts?
Boy2: This girl from work i've told her im not interested at all but she still keeps on texting me man, its driving me mental
Boy1: Shit man that bitch is a Doomerang

Girl1: I met this boy and gave him my number, he seemed really nice but he turned out to be a bit weird
Girl2: OMG you better hope he aint a doomerang or your never get rid of him, shouldn't have gave him your number!

by Jevil Child June 19, 2011

Doomer

The demographic cohort following Generation Z. Doomers will come of age at a time when the planet and, thus, society as we know it is irreversibly doomed.

The term is also an assonance (rhyme) of (baby) “boomer,” describing any individual of the very generation that is commonly said to be responsible for the doomed nature of post-millennial existence.

“If the boomers had not destroyed the planet, they would not call us doomers, would they”.

by Reenson August 6, 2019

Okay doomer!

An insult to people who are misinformed about modern day concepts such as science, logic and compassion in lieu of conspiracy theories, political beliefs or regurgitated opinions.

See also definition for Doomer

Doomer: Have you watched the video on Youtube by the doctor who's research keeps getting taken down because he's telling the truth the mainstream media won't cover? Have you heard of Plandemic? COVID-19 is a hoax created by liberals and leftist socialists!

Other Person: Okay Doomer!

by 30 something yr old millennial May 21, 2020