Swill Dodging

(verb) To avoid partaking in an alcohol related social event. One whom participates in Swill Dodging is known as a Swill Dodger.

We're all going boozing tonight and there'd better be no Swill Dodging going on!

by St.Ultan March 2, 2009

stop dossing

when your computing teacher is explaining something about python and you aren't paying attention and the teacher shouts "Stop dossing!"

"Oi Gav stop dossing in my lesson!"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018

Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.

Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.

by someone thought of you October 29, 2010

Dodding

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020

Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.

Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.

by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021

Kiss Dodging

The act a man does when he knows he should kiss a girl yet he wimps out and doesn't.

I heard that Rick had spent three hours kiss dodging with Clara.

by skyjuicing December 30, 2008

dodging a bullet

Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.

person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!

person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-

Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.

by X64-Brendon June 3, 2009