U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.

Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!

by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021

Iraqtile dysfunction

The (embarrassing) inability to perform in Iraq.

The intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. But that mission wasn't accomplished. A clear case of Iraqtile Dysfunction.

by 20th century boy August 20, 2007

Dy5function

A person who hates the French, specifically French Canadians (who doesn't?), and who jumped ship from PS3 to XBOX because of YouTube Money. He coined the phrase Striker Faggot after consecutively rage quitting to "Dead Silence" users with Strikers, after which he was trolled for days by none other than zomwtfbbqrofl.

Striker Faggot #1 goes to construction or Hardhat, proceeds to corner camp and one shot Dy5function using "Dead Silence"

Dy5function rage quits faster than you can say Type 95.

by StrikerFaggotsAlliance April 10, 2012

beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008