Dildos

When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.

person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."

by chaz k June 23, 2007

dildos

(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.

Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.

by IntestinePoet December 13, 2008

dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

Dildie

A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.

Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.

by Kailzy December 20, 2008

Dildosaurus

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.

Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?

by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

dildio hoe

1.Dildo enthusiast.
2.One who uses any sort of dildo constantly.

Look at that chick over there.
Total dildio hoe!

by GroovyLlama August 4, 2005

Dildicorn

A magical horse with a dildo on its head instead of a horn. These magical horns are known to vibrate when a woman sits on them. It is also known to cause women to climax when riding the dildicorn.

My girlfriend climaxed when riding a dildicorn 3 times last night

by Hoodeddeath7 September 13, 2009