dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 2, 2019

dildio hoe

1.Dildo enthusiast.
2.One who uses any sort of dildo constantly.

Look at that chick over there.
Total dildio hoe!

by GroovyLlama August 4, 2005

Dildo Stick

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.

Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.

by jrky March 2, 2009

Dildis

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

by swellness January 9, 2012

Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.

Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.

by Koma16 May 14, 2020

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020