DickDark

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.

I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.

by boppa23 June 11, 2011

Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.

Yo, Wanna play Paperclip Dickhole?

by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

dickdown

To bang extensively.

I gave that girl a serious dickdown last night!
alt: I want to dick that girl down!

by glennQ June 24, 2005

dickdent

when guys penis is so big you can see the outline or indentation of his penis through his jeans.

Hey look at that dickdent. wow!

by Donna C February 4, 2006

dickhole

(1) One who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

(2) A detestably nasty person.

(3) The urethral opening.

You make my dickhole hurt, you dickhole!

by blenderpuppy February 26, 2004

dickhole

The urethra. The hole at the end of the dick.

I love my girlfriend's soapy handjobs in the shower, but later my dickhole burns like crazy.

by josh September 8, 2003

Dickday

When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.

1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.

2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.

by Urperf April 23, 2015