Deach

Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.

OMG, I got deached!

c'mon, deach me please!

Who is Deach?

by HaileISela March 9, 2009

Deacon

A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.

The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.

by RAINFALL8 September 7, 2013

Deacachimba

A Nicaraguan slang term used in the positive - the equivalent of the American "Fuckin-A!" Must be accompanied by a vigorous snapping of fingers (as if packing a can of chewing tobacco)

"Look Man, I found 100 bucks"
"Deacachimba!"

by Nate Bird May 15, 2007

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

Deaconed

When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened

Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!

by Jewlover62 March 24, 2019

Deacon

The most handsome boy/man in the world ! Always gets the best girls

Wow I wish I was Deaconso girlfriend

by pink flufly unicorn 123 October 2, 2017

Deacon

The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...

Deacon isn't a DICK

by Deacon the god April 7, 2019