Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.
OMG, I got deached!
c'mon, deach me please!
Who is Deach?
Smombie, noun: A person walking around unaware of his or her surroundings entirely absorbed in their smart-phone.
Did you just see that smombie walking into the glass-door?