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Deaconed 

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When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened
Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!
Deaconed by Jewlover62 March 24, 2019
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Deasoned

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To have a request denied repeatedly despite meeting the requirements. Usually used in the past tense for stronger effect. A compound of "DE-nied" for no "rEASON".
"Dude, my application got rejected for a third time. I got Deasoned again."
Deasoned by capitalk_23 March 5, 2015
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Deaconed • Deacon edition • deacondaily2006 • Deaconess • deaconet • Deasoned • Irina Deaconescu • Deacon's Disease

deacondaily2006 

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A account on Instagram ran by Deacon Nash who posts every single day without stoping and currently has 124 followers but is kinda an underrated account,the account features posts of Deacon Nash sometimes taking selfies by himself but sometimes features his brother and his pets.
Funny,cringey,entertaining,annoying
Me: Hey you follow a account on Instagram
You: What’s it called?
Me: deacondaily2006
You: nah kinda busy but will do later
deacondaily2006 by Deacondaily2006 January 21, 2022
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deaconet

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1. a student assembly
"the school moved into its deaconet"
deaconet by GoldenPal May 20, 2020
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Deaconess 

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A Female Deacon

Deaconess
She a great deaconess !
Deacon-ness pronunciation.
Deaconess by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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Irina Deaconescu 

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Literally the best woman in the world, the prettiest and most lovely person we know.Sadly we don't have enoigh words to define how much we love her❤
Irina Deaconescu is the best vlogger in the world, and also such an inspiration and even a good influence.
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