To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.
by Sames March 07, 2008
by Samser the Hamster March 17, 2009
by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008
Jordan: Yo man! I just deefed Clark so hard a minute ago!
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?
by deeffamscotty January 04, 2017
Oh my god, she just blew into my peehole and it made me deef in her mouth.
Bro, I was in the middle of a presentation when I deefed so hard I blew a hole in my underwear.
Bro, I was in the middle of a presentation when I deefed so hard I blew a hole in my underwear.
by Weegiez August 24, 2022
Short for a dick queef. This is typically achieved when a smaller dick goes into a bigger dick's dickhole. When the smaller dick exits quickly, a popping noise is made: the deef.
Don't pull out your pencil dick out of this elephant trunk too quick or we'll deef.
Man, that deef was so loud my neighbours down the street called the cops, complaining about gun shots.
Man, that deef was so loud my neighbours down the street called the cops, complaining about gun shots.
by Deef lord April 24, 2021