Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

deef

A fart a man makes through his penis.

Last night the man deefed accidentally and smelled like skunk poop.

by Samser the Hamster March 20, 2009

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Deef

To acquire pre-made food via purchase.

Yesterday during lunch, me and my coworkers all went out and deefed.

by Goodieday145 March 26, 2020

deef

to prank someone

Jordan: Yo man! I just deefed Clark so hard a minute ago!
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?

by deeffamscotty January 3, 2017

Deef

When you blow air into somebody’s foreskin and squeeze and it make a dick queef

I blew air into the foreskin and I squeezed it and made it DEEF

by CollinH March 21, 2024

Deef

An advanced form of a noob commonly used while raging at a game.

Adam: Where was he?!!!
Fred: you’re such a deef

by Hi guys spidey here March 27, 2020