deafamation

Derogatory/critical remarks/claims made in the presence of the person whom you're throwing under the bus, with the assumption that said criticized individual will not know what you're saying due to hearing-impairment.

A good example of deafamation's "coming back to bite you" is the classic humorous tale of the old fella who got a hearing-aid without his family's knowledge, and then he was able to repeatedly change his will while surreptitiously listening to the conversations of said family-members, since he now knew what they really thought of him and what their future plans were to spend whatever assets he'd originally been planning to leave to them.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

vancouver decaf

when one has drinking binge induced diarhea, and, during mid coutis releases his/her bowels uncontrolably. The decaf is when this person wipes on the sheets akin to a dog pooper-scooting on the carpet.

last week was rough, i finally bagged my old friend, but took a vancouver decaf. Definately an OLD friend now

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaf

A slang term for a particularly masculine lesbian. Implies that she is without estrogen, or "decaffeinated".

Person: Ew is that a lumberjack?
Other person: No, it's just Jen. She's decaf.

by Duracell December 9, 2006

deafass

deafass-
someone who ignores you when you are talking to them, or
when you are yelling at someone and they still can't hear you.

Scooter- "Rachael I think your sexy"
Rachael- " "
Scooter- "RACHAEL I THINK YOUR SEXY!!!!"
Rachael-" "
Scooter "fucking deafass!"

by _rachael_ January 16, 2008

cake decarator

when a man fills upa condom and then takes it off and squeezes it so that the cum comes out the end then u draw on some of something with it

i drew a dog on her tummy with my cake decarator

by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007