I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.
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A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.
As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.
As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.
George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"
Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"
George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"
Steven: "Aliens did it."
George: " You haven't read the script..."
Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"
George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"
Steven: "Aliens did it."
George: " You haven't read the script..."
by jMiR89 February 21, 2011
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Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?
Student: No.
Teacher: And why not?
Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.
Student: No.
Teacher: And why not?
Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.
by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010
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A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
by Little speck April 4, 2018
Get the digital people watching mug.A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.
by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022
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Onlooker 2: "Traffic has slowed; it appears as if somebody 'Dunn-Did-It' into those roadside trees."
Onlooker 2: "Traffic has slowed; it appears as if somebody 'Dunn-Did-It' into those roadside trees."
by Belkenator July 7, 2011
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