Cum fart

When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.

Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart

by Kamron the meme man March 15, 2018

Cum Fart

The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.

The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts

Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts

by 123 Fake Boner October 14, 2009

Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021

cumforter

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfat

1. To be unsure or uncertain about an outcome but still obtains a sense of acceptance of said outcome.

2. A sense of euphoria or joy.

1. "Dude I didn't do the fucking homework..."

"Cumfat"

2. "Cunt that was so sick dude, cumfat"

by linnmrl August 15, 2019

Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

by MMamamamsjeun April 10, 2021