When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
by nofx9019 March 24, 2010
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by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010
Get the cumforter mug.1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
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by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
Get the cumfortable pants mug.The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
by D404 November 9, 2011
Get the Cumfortable mug.1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.
Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
by jeff sc December 14, 2008
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