Cronk

Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday

Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.

by CHuffCityBoys November 11, 2019

Walter Cronkite

The act of farting so loudly and abruptly it sounds like "Walter Cronkite". Also applicable to explosive diarrhea.

Example 1: Girl: I totally heard my boyfriend Walter Cronkite this morning through the bathroom door.

Example 2: Boy: I totally need to Walter Cronkite after eating that sushi.

by b2bomber January 24, 2011

Cronk

Having a shit and masturbating at the same time

I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk

by BobDaCronker December 31, 2010

cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

Cronky

A cranky dude.

I hate going to gym class with Mr. Cronky!

by Quack quack goes the duck! December 18, 2012

croinky

When something is croinky, it is said that it is dank or somewhat related to the devils lettuce.

Ottman: Maaaaaaaaarrrrrcccc brooooo.... That big bag of green was croinky as fuck. Not quite as croinky as this big bag of ket though.... Rrraaaaaaarrrgggghhgg!!!!!!!!

by Berk man 420 February 21, 2020