Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,
the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk
the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk
The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!
by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021
Get the Cronkmug. 1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021
Get the cronkedmug. The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.
by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022
Get the Cronkingmug. 
Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
Get the Cronk-Parrotingmug. Cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk cronk.
by Benis's Boy January 21, 2020
Get the Cronkmug. A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.
by Professor Wow December 12, 2008
Get the Cronk Dropsmug.