Cronks

A pair of fake crocs.

Yo check out my new cronks

by Fosty July 15, 2019

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021

Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk

The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!

by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!

by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022

Cronk

The lowest of the low: a stupid, trashy piece of shit who's widely disliked

"He's a cronk, i hope hes not coming tonight"

by eagle553 April 29, 2019

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020