craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012

Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018

Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

by crapstick September 27, 2019

craptackular

somthing that is crappy and spectackular all at the same time.

That pizza is craptackular.

by Michael sterns October 27, 2002

Crabsmack

The ability to walk like a crab while talking smack. On who engages in crabsmack is a crabwalking smacktalker.

If crabsmack were a sport, I would be like Paul Bako.

by Jimson's Best Tumor Clown November 19, 2009