Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Christian Coma

More commenly known as CC he is the drummer in Black Veil Brides. Although no one ever seems to think he's a good guy he's actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.

He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.

not-so-true fan; Oh my god! The drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at Ashley! The Bastard!

Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.

Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...

Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!

Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!

real fan 1&2; ...not funny.

by Dinosaurs-eat-chicken-nuggets December 1, 2011

turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.

Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.

Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.

by LouieDG May 7, 2008

Facebook Coma

The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.

Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...

by brifrye June 3, 2010

Fart Coma

The resulting gas bomb from Guacamole and Jager Bombs, or perhaps Brocoli. Requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.

"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”

by Grundlenuts September 4, 2012