The art of being a massive cunt
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An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 6, 2007
Get the colossal panda mug.Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.
Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
by Steeman February 14, 2006
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Spelling the word theater, theatre. Or humor, humour. Than do something about the affect of the colourality of the situation!
by d.whit May 15, 2009
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by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013
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Sarah: "I'm highly triggered by Allen Corbett."
Hannah: "wow you must have colostriphobia!"
Sarah: "I'm highly triggered by Allen Corbett."
Hannah: "wow you must have colostriphobia!"
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