Cockfart

Cockfart (cock - fart) is a term used to describe a bad dad or dad figure.

My dad abandoned us kids after he said he was running to the store real quick. What a cockfart! Do you know any cockfarts?

by jay Streetereater October 14, 2009

cockfart

To expell air from the rigid staff of a man's anatomy during intercourse.

To put the wind up the Mrs

by Mathew Simpson March 31, 2003

cockfarting

A new fetish.

by D-san July 16, 2003

Cockfartle

When you have a cock in your ass and you fart.

Girl1: I had anal with my bf but I cockfartled and he beat me...
Girl2: Ouch...

by (c)Callum&Aiden November 24, 2010

cock tart

when ever a fully erect penis is smeared on both end with a tart frosting topping and then is stuck into a girls mouth where she proceeds to lick it off like a tasty treat

I gave that ho a treat last night a cock tart

by kipper 29 June 7, 2007

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

cocktater

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.

1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.

by Jimmeny April 11, 2008