clood

an overwhelming amount of cum resulting in a flood

She sucked me so hard, I clooded my condo.

by Dr. Ro August 17, 2006

clook

Clook - People that have predominantly large protruding chins and speak in such a way, a typically 'clooky' sounding sentence would be as follows;

Charlie chooses chocolate chip cookies.

Sonia from eastenders (she's well clooky)

by The Phantom Clook December 20, 2010

Clooney Effect

When a guy is too good looking and intimidates any surrounding social group. The guy is considered to be so good looking (like the actor George Clooney) that he has a hard time getting woman to trust him because they think he's a player. Also the men around him get jealous and try to push you out of the social group with drama so they have a better chance with the women in the group.

Girl: "Hey, I don't get a good vibe from him, he's very handsome and I think he's a player"

Girl2: "Yea, he suffers from the Clooney Effect, give him a chance though... don't judge too quickly."

by DragMeToHell May 28, 2009

Cloop

An extremely uncommon STD contracted solely by homosexual men with exponentially large African-American cocks.

Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;

- Memory loss

- Explosive diarrhea

- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus

- Bloody urine

I feel bad for Kurt, he was recently diagnosed with the cloop.. poor nigger..

by Big Black Coks February 18, 2010

cloodle

The space between your asshole and your tailbone.

Sherry wanted to try something kinky so she tied her boyfriend to the bed and took a feather duster to his cloodle.

by The'A'Team April 8, 2014

Clood

when your dad's a crip and your mum's a blood. The child is a clood

ayo what you reppin' g?
straight clood

by cloodorbrip October 15, 2018

Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008