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an overwhelming amount of cum resulting in a flood
She sucked me so hard, I clooded my condo.
clood by Dr. Ro August 17, 2006
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when your dad's a crip and your mum's a blood. The child is a clood
ayo what you reppin' g?
straight clood
Clood by cloodorbrip October 15, 2018
(kahl-ud)
Noun:
The combination of cum and blood. This is the result of cumming inside a girl when she is on her period. After cumming inside her she stands up and the strawberry looking substance known as "clood" comes rolling down her legs.
Noun:Clood
Do you see any clood on my ass?

Adj:Cloody
Sarah and I had sex on her burberry carpet while she was on her period and it was a cloody mess.
Clood by Holiday Pete August 25, 2011

Clood Formation

When you find moldy ham and stale bread in a cooler
I can't believe we got a clood formation for lunch!

nood clood 

A person who wears a jumper or jacket with nothing underneath.
Ah mate, you shudda seen Laura last nite she was a right nood clood
nood clood by ReecyBoi July 21, 2008

tax clode 

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate
I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.
tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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