cleptoglassiac

A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.

Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!

by The Girl with Keliedescope Eyes May 2, 2008

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

Cleppage

When a women has really loose pussy lips almost making a claping sound when walking. Cleppager is the man who is attracted to the cleppege

Alyssa: Yo whats going on abdallah! long time no see
Abdallah: damn whats that sound i gotta chubby
Alyssa: thats just my cleppage you know that
Abdallah damn im gonna motorboat that shit girl!!

by DOHPAY March 27, 2009

cleptoflamia

The unconscious theft of Lighters. Also known as Cleptoflamamania.

Related: cleptopenia

I must have had cleptoflamia at that party last night, I came home with 5 lighters in my bag!

by LustStarrr May 10, 2011

cleptic

undomestically disturbed; wicked; evil; steals alot

My neighbors considered my boyfriend was cleptic, so i had to break up with him.

by tatonka August 3, 2006

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

by Dominationation May 24, 2011