Classic Par

The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).

(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')

Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.

This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1

by SomeNextGuyFam March 19, 2011

Classic Fack

When Fack Jorbes does something classic or typical (note: when he does something typical, it may be referred to as "Typical Fack")

Person #1: "Look, Fack just made a good joke"
Person #2: "Classic Fack"

Person #1: "Look, Fack is picking his nose"
Person #2: "Typical Fack"

by The Real Patt Marker October 31, 2011

Classic Bellarmine Sunday

A Sunday characterized by getting nothing done, regardless of the fact that one has a lot of work to do. The classic case of a student of Bellarmine College Prep. in San Jose, generally a junior or senior. Generally followed by a Sleepless Monday and a Sleepytime Tuesday

Shortened version: a Bell-Sunday

"You finish that essay yet?"
"Nah, classic Bellarmine Sunday, I'll do it tomorrow morning"
"Fair point"

by epictech February 12, 2012

Classic Chillz

A classic chillz is one who is an outcast and is a real tight man. He usually has strict parents and is often rich as fuck. A classic chillz enjoys relaxing (chilling) but not ordinarily, it has be something that he has done before, hence, classic. For example, selling boom phones or playing with a yoyo are examples of a tight man, or an outcast.

Person 1: I'm kinda bored as fuck, what do you wanna do?
Person 2: let's classic chillz, it would be such good times
Person 1: I'm down, but I don't want to be treated like an outcast
Person 2: don't worry, I have the situation under control, let's just classic chills already!

by RuntinGrapest November 13, 2012

classic dom

The kind of person who decides to test their eyesight by going for a 250 mile drive up the A1.

“I thought at the time it was the right thing to do”
Classic Dom!

by Tessellation May 25, 2020

Fall Classic

The act of taking a dump in someones Jack O'Lantern during the fall, particularly during Halloween and other harvest celebrations.

Vanessa: Gary did it! He pulled a fall classic!
James: Where did he do it?
Mike: Over on old man Jenkin's porch...
James: I'll be sure to avoid that house.

by ?Smooth Steve? October 7, 2010

Lupton classic

Where someone eats all the food on an entire planet

'Im hungry dad'

'Im sorry son, mils performed the lupton classic for the 9th time in a week'

by deah_cool December 31, 2019