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Cowboy clamp

A locking vice grip in the shape of a “C” that some people call a cowboy clamp.
Vern and Jeremiah always argue about what a cowboy clamp is.
by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020
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russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980
by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015
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Nipple Clamp

A device that typically is composed of 2 clamps with a chain in between.

Used for clamping onto nipples to make them more erect for use in sexual activitys, or in a BDSM environment.
Ouch, I shouldnt have worn those nipple clamps all night long...

the Mistress attached the nipple clamps onto my breasts, and pulled me, subserviantly to the bed.
by Tonya Rose May 25, 2004
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hornet clamp

While positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. Next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. Finally, strongly grasp the breasts of the victim and squeeze your elbows together, preventing escape as you carry them forward. You have now completed a perfect form Hornet Clamp.
"I totally Hornet Clamped that bitch last night"
by Italian6969 August 17, 2014
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cumdrop clamp

After you cum inside her pussy and 5-10 min after she's walking it starts seaping out and she has to clamp her legs together to grab something to wipe
(Walking....) Stop ... Uh oh! It's coming out, I need to cumdrop clamp it!
by Farrington May 13, 2016
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the clamp

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
by peterlee01 May 9, 2008
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Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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