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shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.
People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014
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Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.
"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"
by Lin*z July 8, 2009
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citch

A crip term for the word "bitch". Usually followed by the word "Cuhs"
-Aye, where the citches at Cuhs?!
-Fucc Chris, that nigga a citch cuhs.
by Samantha Marie Baker March 27, 2015
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crotch nipple

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
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Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.
Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.
by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010
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Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007
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fa-chotch

I heard some girlfriends of mine using this word in a drunken stupor referring to the female genital area especially the inside parts.It may have a Lebanese/Polish origin.Please note gentlemen, this is not a sexy word and under no circumstances should it be used during intercourse.
Sarah got angry and kicked Lisa in the fa-chotch.

My fa-chotch is itchy.
by Breeno January 16, 2005
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