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Client

A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.
Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!
by Doc Emmett Brown May 17, 2005
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cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.
Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.
by ThesaurusIs June 4, 2021
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clent

First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
by thecannibal March 12, 2004
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Nebula Client

A hacked client made for completely mentally, physically, spiritually rape someone in Minecraft.
It's legit just a forge client that bypasses minemenclub with 4 block reach, it also has complete hypixel bypass.
So those of you cheating fuckers who want ranked rewards, Nebula client is one of the better ones out there.
Mineman 1: "BRO THIS FUCKING CHEATER! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'VE FOUGHT THIS CUNT LIKE 10 TIMES WHY ISNT HE BANNED"
Mineman2: "For starters, STFU no one cares, second of all, he is probably using Nebula client or something."
by SexMasterCosby May 15, 2019
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Lunar Client

A client side Anti Cheat for Minecrafters to prove they are legit.

Please note that 69.6969696969% of these users are cheaters. Be ware of the Lunar Clienters! Report them to the MMC staff team.
Oh, hes using Lunar Client, he's legit.
by MinecraftUnited May 7, 2019
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Clientzilla

shows up unannounced; calls/emails you 5 times a day; is so consumed with the event that they become obnoxious and unmanageable.
These people are such clientzillas! They stop into the office several times per week, unannounced, and then give us attitude when we don't have time to accommodate they're every request.
by almostCiTY November 7, 2011
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cilantrotypical

An adjective used to describe individuals who enjoy the taste of cilantro. Non-cilantrotypical people taste soap (or some other unpleasant taste) instead of the normal cilantro flavor. Being cilantrotypical is a type of gastronomical privilege. Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not like cilantro.
Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not enjoy bucket loads of cilantro in their Asian soups and burritos.
by prollygon September 6, 2015
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