no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 30, 2023

no chance to survive

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu

"You have no chance to survive make your time..."

by !d4n13113 March 26, 2004

Imagine chancellor charter

A small school in the shape of an i where fake ass people go there teachers are bitches everyone talk behind everyone’s back, people say there gonna fight but never do, and the school lunch taste like LUNCHABLES DONT GO THERE:))

Thomas went to imagine chancellor charter, I felt so bad for him

by NBA youngboyy August 6, 2019

NO CHANCE

Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing

Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie?
Kerman: NO CHANCE

by mrdeol September 15, 2017

Chance

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He's everything a girl could wish for. He has a ton of energy and is crazy around his friends. But he has a sincere, loving side as well. His sexy looks and fine body also attract the ladies. He has a great sense of humor and always makes other people laugh. A Chance is a sweet, honest person that you should hold dearly forever.

That girl sure is lucky to be dating Chance!

by lover214 August 7, 2011