cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o
"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"
by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005
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Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006
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