brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
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cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
by 1Shot Duke November 30, 2024
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