A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."
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"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
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"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
by Luke Charles March 6, 2008
Get the cockliment mug.In money terms, the word cockle means £10.00. Cockney rhyming slang used in London - Cockle Cock and Hen = 10
by Spliff Head September 22, 2008
Get the cockle mug.The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008
Get the Cockless Excuse mug.Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!
Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...
Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...
by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016
Get the Cockleberry Finn mug.When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go
Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"
by Shoinks May 10, 2020
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That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
Get the Cocklette mug.1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
by crackotfige September 21, 2005
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