Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004

condom

The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.

Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.

by candybabiiixoxo October 3, 2008

condom

wrap it be for you tap it

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man

by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008

condom

A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice

Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.

by lonestar August 4, 2004

Condom

Prevention from future problems.

Gets a call from a woman. Woman: Hello... Remember the night 9 months ago?
Man: No?
Woman: We had sex...
Man: Aaah... Nice. So you want to do it again?
Woman: The reason why I am calling is to tell you that you have a son.
Man: I am pretty sure I would have known if I had a son, and I guarantee you that I don't have one.
Woman: Enough jokes, funny guy. Your son came out of my stomach last night.
Man: What? But I always use a condom when I have sex... How is that possible?
Woman: Are you saying our son wasn't wanted? You even said you loved me and that you wanted to marry me.
Man: I must really have been drunk that night.
Woman: Get ready to pay child support.
*man shoots himself*

by ad diction August 16, 2012

Condom

A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners

"Did you hear," Scott didn't wear a condom and he got Sarah pregnant!"

by ss_cope June 28, 2008

Condom

Ending world hunger one load at a time.

I knew I should have bought those condoms! Damn kids are hungry again.

by free_writer15 December 25, 2013