chupes

a fun-loving lesbian that idles in #absolutepunk on wondernet.

Your mom was acting rather chupes last night.

by omgwtfbbq! March 28, 2005

chupacabra

A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.

I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

chumas

down to earth man with an abnormally large penis. awesome at life and never to be confused with a mansfield.

Guy 1: Hey that guy is such a chumas, too bad im a mansfield.
Guy 2: HA sucks for you!

by hayden haglette February 12, 2008

Chupapocalypse

"Chupa" from the Spanish verb; to suck. Apocalypse from...well, you know.

Used to denote a situation that sucks at a catastrophic level.

Gee, getting dumped at Christmas is a major Chupapocalypse.

When I received an 'F' on my math test it was like 'Chupapocalypse Now.'

by El Chupa January 5, 2011

el chupacabre

a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.

a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!

by tbeamer October 18, 2010

Chupasto

Literally, "the most suckingest" -refers to a young man who fellates other young or old men.

Chupasto guey! Mariposojoto! Go suck a jimmy, chupasto!

by granito May 1, 2012

chumpass

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.

sirNathe is a chumpass

by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008