Real True Christians

Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:

1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.

2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.

3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.

4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.

5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.

6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.

7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.

8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Refried Christians

Also known as the Born Again Christians. These are people who have, in a sudden paroxysm of irrationality, abandoned decency and toleration and embarked on a perfervid, lifelong rant against anything that does not conform to their turbid Dark Ages theology.

The goddamned Refried Christians beat the crap out of that poor gay guy.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Born Against Christians

A political cult designed to afflict the world with propoganda through mathematics,sounds,visuals and magikal means...
The born against christians are a paradox of the 21st century. See:Iconoclasts
See:Necromancy
See:Time Bomb

Born Against Christians were projekting negativity on another through music and word.

by Fadra de palm April 20, 2007

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022

lukewarm christians

people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments

lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.

by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009

real true christians

A person who has accepted Jesus Christ into a temporary mind, a temporarily inherited heart, and an eternal soul, which goes to heaven after doing so.

Real true Christians often try to make real true Christians of other people (as they should, and as they should have a right to without being attacked, insulted, killed, or sued).

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

relaxed Christians

A Christian who strives to live the way God intended us to(loving one of another and in happiness). Strives for peace and love. Strives to protect the world's natural environment.

a form of (neo hippie)

by alabama boy June 16, 2005