Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

Chontle

To chontle is to talk with a mouthful of food.

Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.

Chontle will not be tolerated at this breakfast table young man, tell me when you've finished your cornflakes.

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

Chontal

a person who is beautiful and/or awesome

wow she is so chontal :D

by sarah sheard :p November 9, 2010

The chort

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

by Wezicus Ilenius July 6, 2003