Broxsten

Broxsten has the fattest cock and the muscles of a god with dreamy eyes and the sweetest smile

“Who’s that”
“Omg that’s the guy with the fat cock and dreamy eyes!”
“Ohhh Broxsten!!”

by rick69 November 21, 2021

Broxton park

Broxton sucks ass. There is constantly bad people and hockey boys disturbing everything. The current grade 9s are so weird and either basic or weird. Everyone keeps barking. Sob stories are the only thing the teachers can do. The janitors are the best and yet don't get payed enough.

Broxton park was the shittiest place there has ever been

by Onii~chann November 24, 2021

Broxbourne

Town in Hertfordshire, known for anti BLM protest, the National Front, Tories and some of the worst pubs in the country full of racist skinheads.

No diversity, boring, lifeless.

Miles from anywhere, terrible transport links.

Broxbourne? Where's that?

Oh you want to go to Broxbourne? Watch out for the Tories.

by CaptainFlabticus April 5, 2023

broxdon

hes a bitch

kali: omg hes so dreamy
cy: broxdon is so mean

by anonymous November 20, 2023

broxymo

Ranch. That good good Ranch.

Why are they so stingy with the broxymo?

by 4ky May 27, 2024

Broxton Park

A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.

Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.

by mikesimons June 18, 2024