balls broken 

to be sprung; to be in-love; infatuated, whipped.

When a dude loves a girl so much that it hurts, often around the genital area.

Most of the time this comes from the feeling not being mutual, specifically the girl not liking the guy as much as he does her, therefore causing everything she does to hurt his feelings.

The male is usually so in-love that no matter how horrible the girl treats him, he keeps coming back for more.

"Rhianna treats David like shit but he is so balls broken over her, he just can't move on to another girl."

balls broken by Brwn Bear July 29, 2009

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

Monday left me broken by The Thundercock April 24, 2023

Broken heart 

When your in agony and you just feel broken in despair and like nothing is right anymore when you cared so much for that special person and then they break your heart the feeling is horrible it feels like every time you think about them your heart actually hurts and you feel like you can't breath because of what they did to you .

Girl: grab a plate and throw it on the floor
Guy:ok
Girl:did it break?
Guy:Yes
Girl:say sorry to it

Guy:I did
Girl:did it go back to the way it was
Guy:Not it's still broken
Girl:do you understand now
Guy:no lol
Girl:thats what you did to me you left me with a broken heart💔.

Broken heart by Person.Ok January 6, 2020

Berken 

The blood Prince! A strong minded yet soft individual, who will care until the end, treat him well and you’ll be treated even better; but once angry stay away from his wrath you won’t like it, taking blood with him along the way!

With his super skills in bed you won’t want another.

A Berken is the man of your dreams if you find a Berken don’t lose him you’ll be sorry!

I wish I had a Berken to spend the rest of my life with!
Berken is after blood.
I’m horny for a Berken

Berken by anonymous October 4, 2020

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

broken condom by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Bordentown 

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.

Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.

Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010